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Don’t Press Send! Week 3! Now with more gooey eye candy!

Don’t Press Send! Well, week two is in the books. What did we learn? Well, Cam Newton is for real, Tavaris Jackson still sucks a big floppy one, and Romo might not be as big a wuss as we suspected. … Continue reading

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Don’t Press Send! Special Edition!

Don’t Press Send! Special Edition!   Occasionally something may happen that I don’t feel can wait until my weekly column. That is a rule I just made up. I can make up my own rules, I’m doing this for fun, … Continue reading

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Don’t Press Send! Week 2

Don’t Press Send!   Well, week one is in the books, wasn’t that five kinds of exciting? We saw the longest play in NFL history (dude got canned for that one), the greatest quarterback debut (except for that whole ‘loss’ … Continue reading

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Don’t Press Send – Week 1

Well, it’s been about a week since my last column, and my cock has finally dried off. So, I’m back to the twitterverse to pull off more LOL magics for your enjoyment. There was a great deal to sift through … Continue reading

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Don’t Press Send! Preseason

Don’t Press Send! As we begin a new season in the NFL, it is time that we dug through the vast Twitter wasteland to see what our favorite (or funniest) players are up to. So our crack team of me … Continue reading

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